SNUDGE 

Yes, this one sounds like a Dr. Seuss word, for sure—we’re betting the Sneeches and the Snudges all hang out together somewhere. Seriously though,

The next time you hear the manager at your favorite fast food restaurant tell an employee, “if you have time to lean, you have time to clean,” let them know about this word. Those who are really adept at this can snudge around all day under the boss’s radar.

to snudge is to stride around as if you are terribly busy, when in fact you are doing nothing. Sounds about right.

SNUDGE by Abundance Love January 12, 2025

Snudge Pipe 

A type of pipe that is lined with weed commonly used by doctors and history students

You know what I’m looking forward to a bit of Friday and my snudge pipe.

Snudge Pipe by Crustinisation November 11, 2017

Smudgeon 

Short person that paints

The art show features Maryland’s newest smudgeon

Smudgeon by Suzins May 27, 2018

Snuggeth 

A hybrid life form. One part Snuggy, one part shuggoth, Snuggeths come in five sizes: small, regular, large, extra-large, and Cthonic.

Hal didn't show me how to summon one but he did give me a regular size snuggeth.

Snuggeth by Malazoth November 7, 2010

brain sludge 

Brain sludge is where you have so many intrusive thoughts that it completely derails your ability to think or focus.

I took a test today at school and I had a really bad case of brain sludge.

brain sludge by PWS27 May 3, 2017

Sludge Cannon 

A human being who, often due to an excessively chilli-heavy diet, has not produced a solid stool in years.

Simon, a notable Sludge Cannon, is barred from every public lavatory in the north of England.

"Mummy, does Uncle Simon wear plastic underwear because he's a sludge cannon?"
"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."

Sludge Cannon by Lancaster's Second Finest June 12, 2016

Sludge monster 

A self-descriptive term for a perception of self while in the middle of a depressive episode or burnout, meaning to be highly inactive and allow one’s self/surroundings fall apart. Particularly associated with neglecting grooming habits like showering, shaving, and cutting nails.

“I’ve been so burnt out this week I haven’t even had the energy to shower in three days; I feel like such a sludge monster.”

Sludge monster by ragonkmasterp1 April 27, 2023