Snow Cap Mountains 

Sprinkling cocaine on the top of a packed bowl of marijuana and smoking it. It looks like a snow capped mountain.

person 1: i got some weed
Person 2: i got some blow
Person 1: sweet lets smoke some snow cap mountains

Snow Cap Mountains by HNGSOLO July 30, 2009

Snow-Capped Mountains 

Cum covered tits/boobs/nipples

if you cum on a girl's tits, you are "snow-capping" her "mountains"

Snow-Capped Mountains by MGBIZZLE October 13, 2004

snow capped mountains 

a sprinkle of Cocaine on top of a bowl of marijuana

smokin them snow capped mountains

snow capped mountains by hngsolo November 16, 2010

Snow on the Mountains 

The act of dousing a woman's breasts with a decent load of jizz, thus creating a swiss alps picturesque.

Brandon Lowry was sprayed with a load of jizz on his chest and awoke angrily to find Hank mid-wank. "I'm not a woman!" Brandon Lowry shouted angrily. "Oh, my bad your breasts say otherwise so i put snow on the mountains" replied Hank...

Snow on the Mountains by Rapscalions without inhibition February 1, 2010

Snow on the mountains 

Snorting cocaine off of a hoes tits.

Dude, skiing was lit. There was so much snow on the mountains.

Snow on the mountains by tkaufman02 May 9, 2018

snow capped mountain

Once you have dry docked a toilet (see dry dock), you whip out your cock, and blow your load all over the mound of shit, thus capping the mountain with snow.

I left a snow capped mountain in the ladies restroom last night.

snow capped mountain by squirrel March 14, 2004

Snow-topped mountain 

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

Snow-topped mountain by Wow bruh August 20, 2021