abominable snowjob

When a girl gives you a blowjob, spits it in her hand, then smacks you across the face and punches you in the nuts

I was enjoying my blowjob until my girlfriend pulled an abominable snowjob on me!

by filthy pirate hooker October 21, 2014

snowjob

When a female gives a male a blowjob, but seconds before commencing, she puts snow/ ice cubes in her mouth. This feels weird for both participants, since the freezing sensation can cause temporary numbness in curtain spots. Enjoy.

That snowjob last night almost made my dick freeze off man.

by Yotam F October 29, 2007

Snowjob

When a someone puts his or her hand in the snow until it becomes numb, then proceeds to masterbate.

I gave myself a snowjob for Christmas

by batmandan41 June 4, 2010

Alaskan Snowjob

The act of pouring icing sugar on someone's head while they are performing oral sex on you.

Last night when I was in the kitchen the missus started giving a blowjob, so I reached for the icing sugar and totally turned it into an Alaskan Snowjob.

by •BIGGIE• August 15, 2022

Snowjob

When your friend, or neighbor uses their snow blower to clear your driveway.

Hey Peter just giving you a Snowjob

Did you see John give us a Snowjob? What a cool guy.

by Redsky23 February 10, 2010

Snowjob

The act of recieving a blowjob on a snow day

How was your snowday yesterday?
Pretty good my girlfriend gave me a snowjob

by lazyboy liver April 3, 2011

snowjob

To beat someone down in the snow...by use of snowballs, kicking snow, ramming face into snow, putting snow down clothes(into hat/hair), making someone slip/fall in snow...a couple punches thrown in (not a fight in snow)

one way to trip some1 is to have someone else kneel behind the target while someone pushes the target over, this could be a setup against the person kneeled down, cuz he could become the victim of the snowjob because he is already on the floor.

-usually done to a friend(in fun)...or someone trying to act tough(still fun)
-it takes atleast 1 person to thrown them down into the snow, once that is done, about 5-20 people will help with the snowjob!
-when done to more than one person, it requires planning, and role-playing

"Yo lets snowjob him"

either whispered, or said loud in excitement...during planning

by Loveshot September 26, 2005