snorgum

This generally means that you need to take a really ginormous shit; it could also mean that you feel a shit coming on because your butthole is hot; another meaning is that you think you might just possibly poop or fart in someone's face unexpectedly.

"Dude, I feel a snorgum in my tummy."

"This snorgum is going to smell really bad."

"GET READY FOR THIS SNORGUM BITCH TITTIES!"

by Sadie007 September 10, 2011

snorture

to get tortured, in an innocent way (e.g. poke-tickling), causing a person (read: kid) to laugh but be mad at the same time.

poke-tickling your 10 year old nephew, under the arm, tell him you will stop when he stops laughing, which he cannot do. use it as a form of intimidation when multiple nephew's and nieces (cousins) are all together, usually as a threat to make them all scream and run around asking for 'no more snorture'..

by debuke January 22, 2012

Snorture

To put someone through a great deal of suffering as a result of snoring - i.e. keep them awake.

Every time you go out drinking you come home and snorture me, please stop!

by sammyc August 17, 2012

Snortmungous

Ridiculous and humorously over-sized.

My spot is so large its snortmungous.

by MAC64 March 23, 2014

Snorture

The perfect combination of the word Snore and Torture!

Ugh! That racket she made last night was total, agonising Snorture! I think my ears are bleeding!

by rufflesal July 25, 2014

shortum

makena short

u are very short makena, meaning u are shortum.

by BigManTheNigManThatIsBig June 22, 2019

SLORTUM

Noun: A semi viscous substance found in Papua New Guinea; or dung beetles. And sometimes flesh wounds.
Verb: The act of making something semi viscous
Adjective: Close to liquidification

Noun: That SLORTUM is sorta gross
Verb: “Stop SLORTING the cake”
Adjective: “That’s one SLORTUM dog”

by Kit’n’Cal December 7, 2021