the act of grabbing a muscular man's bicep, usually by an intoxicated female, in a feigned “unintentional” yet flirtatious manner
Hannah was a mess at the bar last night. Brendan’s arms were repeatedly swolested but he didn’t seem to mind.
by Elmore Daniels January 7, 2023
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Smollet: Verb
smol*lett | \ smol*lett*ed \
smolletted; smoletting; smolletts
1. The act of botching your staged hate crime so poorly that it ends up disproving the liberal doctrine of "white privilege"
smol*lett | \ smol*lett*ed \
smolletted; smoletting; smolletts
1. The act of botching your staged hate crime so poorly that it ends up disproving the liberal doctrine of "white privilege"
Did you see that guy on the news last night? Man that was so fake. I hope he gets smoletted!
That guy from the news last year got his butt smoletted! He'll never work again!
That guy from the news last year got his butt smoletted! He'll never work again!
by NuJ4X December 10, 2021
Get the Smoletted mug."Jussie was out of conTROL last night...he said he was going deep into MAGA country to prove a non-existent point. Failed. MF'er came back smollested."
by The 'ol Glory December 10, 2021
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