snickers dick veins

a woman sued snickers because the chocolate topping/texture looked like penis veins.

person 1: have you heard of the snickers dick veins
person 2: the fuck is that
person 1: the texture on a snickers looks like dick veins.
person 2: ah, I see.

by Stupid ugly sewer rat devin May 14, 2022

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Dick Sticker

Very small piece of fabric used to cover the "junk" of a male while swimming in public.

Common in Europe and Australia.

Also know as a "Speedo."

That man's dick sticker is disturbing me...

by BarbieGrL1700 July 29, 2009

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A Dick Slicker, or slicker, is a condom, a "raincoat" or "Slicker" for your penis. Just as a rain slicker is worn to protect your body from exposure to unfriendly weather, a "dick slicker" is worn to protect your pecker from exposure to unfriendly snatch.

"If you're going to Jamie's tonight, don't forget the Dick Slicker. She spends so much time at the free clinic she has her own parking space.

by ImSkattered March 17, 2008

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Dick Sticker

a derragatory term for one who sticks his dick in every vagina he can, whether the girl is old, young, ugly, or pretty. a gross, sex tool, scumbag.

"Ew, look at Garrett. What a desperate and pathetic guy."
"Yeah I heard he did it with some 14 year old."
"Isn't he a little old for that?"
"Yeah, but he's a Dick Sticker."

by guys are stupid December 27, 2011

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Big Dick Energy Sticker

The sticker on the back window of usually a blue collar boy's truck that says: BIG DICK ENERGY

- He usually doesn't have a big dick

ME: *sees the truck*
ME TO MY FRIEND: "He's got to have the smallest dicker ever, that Big Dick Energy Sticker is so wrong i swear."
MY FRIEND: "Yep, I do agree."
ALSO ME: *looks through tinted windows to see if he's hot

by the_can_chaser102 May 31, 2022

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