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snatchquach

A close relative to Bigfoot and the Skunk Ape, the Snatchquach is the hairiest, smelliest variety of of the Sasquach family. Though its existence has never been scientifically proven, eye-witnesses describe the Snatchquach as having pink fleshy skin with large lips covered in coarse, straggly hair and having a distinct, fishy odor.
Cletus and Joe swore they saw a Snatchquach while playing their banjos up in the hills.
by the Absurder September 27, 2009
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au snatchurel

Giving birth to one or more babies through the vagina instead of having a Cesarean section (c-section). First usage in movie "Dumb and Dumber To (2014)."
Alternative spelling: au snatchural; au snatchurele
Rather than having a c-section, the woman opted to have the child au snatchurel.
by nejking March 8, 2016
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Snatchural

When a chick has a hairy muff, and it's never been shaved, waxed, or altered in any way. Generally seen in 70's porn accompanied by a matching head fro.
"Baby you need to do something about your flange"
"Hell no, it's all snatchural, baby"
by kitten placenta February 17, 2006
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snatchulence

flatulence of the snatch; fanny fart; a sudden and noisome expulsion of air from the clunge during a period of horizontal jogging on the cock slab.
Horatio's explosion within Gertrude's fun box was imminent, when her snatchulence suddenly robbed his member of its former rigidity.
by Unkleben June 16, 2007
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snatchquack

She came down with the clap, but a snatchquack sorted her out in record time.
by Lior Bar-On August 26, 2003
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snatchurated

When a girl gets so horny and wet that her panties become soaked
My girl was so turned on from watching porn that her panties got completely snatchurated
by thejammonster September 8, 2007
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snatchburglar

A hooligan. Typically of the teenage variety that will abduct, embezzle, or misappropriate any vagina he comes in contact with. A ruffian who steals women from other males. A Thug or a Vandal, whose other objectives include vagina.
Dude what happened to your girlfriend....??? Goddamn Snatchburglars.
by digitaldebris December 13, 2008
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