snatchlasticity

The tightness of a womans vagina; ability for vagina to bounce back to tightness after much use, or pregnancy

"Her snatchlasticity was good a few weeks after birth, though it helped that the baby was premature and had a small, misshapen head."

by The Crucial April 20, 2006

snatchlasticity

The ability of a woman's vagina to return to form. Usually used to refer to women that have given birth to one or more children already, as they'll likely lose this ability w/o the help of Dr. Kegel's exercises.

More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity.

by cnut stolen April 23, 2006

snatchlasticity

The elasticity or pliability of the vagina.

More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity.

by theempty April 20, 2006

snatchlasticity

having superb vaginal muscle control.

Karen's husband did not cheat on her because, even after the birth of the twins, she maintained such marvelous snatchlasticity.

by Peri Mason May 25, 2006

snatchclap

The act of swinging out your hand and nearly slapping an Intermissions waitress in the crotch.

Buck: "Kevin, watch out, you almost gave that bitch a snatchclap!"

Kevin: "OMG I would have been in the roflcopter if I did."

by Buck February 17, 2005

snatchlasticity

The elasticity and tightness of the female sexual organ, or snatch.

"After twenty years of promiscuous sex and four kids, her snatchlasticity was shot. Having sex with her was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway."

by Some Biker Dude July 28, 2008

snatchlasticity

The elasticity of a womans vagina.

After a long night with a cucumber, her snatchlasticity was ruined for the next day.

by Nikolaos April 20, 2006