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Snartblast

Snartblast, or in this case the process of snartblasting, first involves containing yourself in a sealed environment. Next is to attempt to sneeze, piss, shit, vomit, fart, cum, and cry all at the same time. The difficult part is capturing all the bodily fluids that were released during the purge.
I just snartblasted *crying*
by BeaRv1 April 21, 2018
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snarfblast

the thing people do when they should blow their nose, but don't. bigger than a sniffle, so big that one must swallow their snot afterwards. sounds like a cross between loud snoring, choking, and coughing.

an appalling behavior that may accompany getting over a cold.

the act of swallowing a loogie.
"That man's snarfblasts make me want to vomit."
by ohfuckno May 14, 2009
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Snarfblat

A magical creation that takes you on an adventure to jesus.
-Wow! smoke out of that snarfblat.
by momo the hoho February 23, 2010
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snailular

Similar to a snail, especially concerning speed.
Man my computer is old and snailular.
by Panq January 12, 2004
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Snarfboarding

A sport in which you throw a surfboard like device on top of water and run and jump onto it to skim, or snarf, on the water.
Hey dumbass! You really suck at snarfboarding, you should go eat poop!
by OfficialShoppingCart October 4, 2020
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snarfblatt

A very versatile word, it is similar to fuck in that it can be a noun, verb, adjective or adverb. Commonly used as a placefiller for anything despicable.
(saintly cursing) fuckin snarfblatt

Oh shit.. the webserver is snarfblatted!
by Satyr January 21, 2005
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Snarfblat

a firm partly muscular chestnut sized gland in males at the neck of the urethra; produces a viscid secretion that is the fluid part of semen. Also known as "Snarfbladder"
"When I was making love with Big Bertha, as I was Ejaculating, I was thinking of my Snarfblat problems, and was hoping for a worthy orgasm."
by Harvard Educator March 11, 2003
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