shardtarded

when someone does so much meth that they are retarded

dustin is such a shardtard. i was all shardtarded last weekend

by Lanarson June 26, 2009

Startard

A paying member of a web based discussion forum. Used by the anonymous users of the site due to the star that appears by the name of the Registered and paying forum member.

This new startard ban system is terrible.

Any thread posted by a startard is potentially homogenized propaganda.

The startards are having a field day with their banhammers

I am a startard and I am proud

That Startard banned me from his thread

That startard baned me for no reason

by UnThredded September 23, 2010

sarutard

A goat

This dude is like sarutard

by sarutard July 28, 2021

sarutard

A goat that is the best at everything they do

This person is such a sarutard

by sarutard July 29, 2021

snacktard

A person who is unable to pick out proper snackage, and ends up sorry and unsatisfied.

Kim is such a snacktard; every time she goes to the grocery store, she comes home with beans and rice and nothing more. Then come 10 o'clock, guess who's starving with nothing to snack on. Snacktard!

by Soooooz February 1, 2009

Smartard

A person so smart that they are actually retarded.

did you hear him talking about how cartoons are more believable than movies because they are obvious lies? That guy is a complete smartard.

by Guitarguy99 March 10, 2011

Smartarded

A person who has great knowledge of useless information

That skiNderella is so fucking smartarded, but she will never win the presidential election

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008