staining porcelain

stocking the pond, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc. slang phrase for deification

Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain

by mormdavid April 24, 2009

Snailing

The action of a woman dragging her vaginal area over a surface. Resulting in a residual trail of bodily fluids being left behind.

Ashley: Our boss is a dick!
Lauren: Yea! Im planning on snailing his desk as soon as the asshole leaves!

by Bertha1548 March 8, 2014

skaining

To preform the art of making suggestive phrases and movements on the opposite sex.

Bro this chick is skaining on me so hard, i think i might go for a DFBR!

by churchmurchant September 22, 2010

Snailing About

To snail about is to wander with no purpose. Commonly walked slowly. It might be used as another term for lollygagging

Fulan on the phone: Hey Illan what are you doing?

Illan: Oh I'm just snailing about

by CzarBigBoss May 30, 2018

snailing the banister

When a girl saddles her beef curtains around a schlong and slides from tip to ball sac, then back again before meat handling the head and taking the high hard one all the way home.

She always takes her time when she's snailing the banister.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

social shit-staining

A humorous alternative to Social Distancing. It conveys a negative connotation towards the term Social Distancing.

It's really frustrating to have to line up to enter a shop because of social shit-staining!

by PearcyM8 July 22, 2020

Snailing

Resembles Planking, but you raise your butt in the air, tilt you'r head to the side and put your hands straight behind. Snaily.

Guy 1: Hey man you wana come planking?
Guy 1: Fuck planking, im into snailing!

by Uneliasmarsu November 26, 2011