sackmaster

Someone who is undeniably amazing. They have so much testosterone and arrogance they can only be described by this one-word tribute.

I am the sackmaster. The sackmaster knowns all...Obey!!!

by Jorg Fjorgensen February 9, 2010

snacktastrophy

(n.) an event that occurs when something goes wrong while snacking.

I used too much force to open the bag of chips, and they exploded in a snacktastrophy all over the room.

by Kathleen Lowe January 19, 2008

snacktastrophe

noun - any misfortune or mishap involving your your snack

Dude, you just spilled your beer in the chip dip!

Relax, it's not a total snacktastrophe unless we are out of beer too.

by K-Squared July 12, 2010

Suckmaster

The title bestowed upon Dan Cummings, a current cult leader based out of Idaho, USA.

The Suckmaster has directed us to fact check George the Poodle being shot in the head repeatedly.

by Googlizer December 1, 2020

SnatchMaster

n., gym machines for leg exercises. Known in the fitness industry formally as "hip abductor" and "hip adductor," the user is seated, either with pads between the knees or knees beween the pads. Legs are spread as wide as possible and then brought together while user encounters weight resistance from the machine. Frequented almost exclusively by women club members who appear to find the exercise rewarding, presumably because of superior lower-body strength.

"Every time I come to the gym, there's Ms. Thunderthighs, flapping away at the SnatchMaster."

by Manalto December 23, 2013

Sockmaster

1. A person, usually a male who uses a sock, normally a preferred favourite one, as a sheath over his erect penis to masturbate into. Said sock will gather any semen and thereafter be placed back in the bottom drawer or under the bed.

2. Someone who has chosen the profession of and mastered the art of sock making.

Bob sits at home and wanks into his socks, Bob is a Sockmaster

by R8586N January 19, 2021

slankmaster

A person who is very limber. Their arms and legs are unusually long and wave freely. Someone really tall and beanpole-like.

Yo, look at that guy. He's such a slankmaster.

by crackedoutbitchhh April 4, 2007