Smutty Jesus
Smutty Jesus
A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.
A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.
"What's the matter Amelia?"
"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."
"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."
"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."
"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."
Smutty Jesus by Lord Horatio Richards April 12, 2023
smutty bitch
A dirty bitch that is normally depicted in a graphic smut fiction novel or who has been painted and is now a work of art.
smutty bitch by lyw snoodle February 7, 2014
Smutty Fanfiction
The act of a fan fiction with a LOT OF SEXUAL CONTENT (usually written by horny fangirls) ( usually contains book characters or guys from bands that nobody will remember in 20 yrs)
My jaw dropped when I saw Tobias's erection popping out of his pants just waiting to be set free
This is Smutty Fanfiction
I wanted to fuck Tris's pussy so bad it was just drippu g waiting to be fucked
This is Smutty Fanfiction
I wanted to fuck Tris's pussy so bad it was just drippu g waiting to be fucked
Smutty Fanfiction by A Friend of CRAZY FANGIRLS April 3, 2015
smutty butt
A chick that will bang you and your friends by the local water hole.. if you find yourself a smutty buttcall your boys and enjoy..oh cover your stump before you jump or you'll get a dirty Ernie
That chick right is a smutty butt for sure she will suck for a buck and do something strange for some change
smutty butt by Smutty butt January 27, 2017
Smutty-Putt
Smutty-Putt by Jenny Boom Boom 2010 March 23, 2010
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