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smush-smush

The Snooki-beast's mating call on the "It's a Jersey Thing" episode of South Park when she grinds and dry-humps anything that moves.
SNOOKI WANT SMUSH-SMUSH!
by caytinator October 20, 2010
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slussy

when you pour a big gulp cherry slushy into someone's ass and fuck it
i gave Logan the slussy last night
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Dr. Seuss

Who is Dr. Seuss
You ask and you say.
I'll answer that for you
Right now- yes today.

Dr. Seuss was an author
Who wrote some good rhymes.
He gave many children
Good memories and times.

Some people say
He claimed the word nerd.
Some say he did drugs-
I say that's absurd.

Why did he write
All these novels and books?
To set good examples for children
So they don't become crooks.

Dr. Seuss was creative-
A true poet indeed.
I don't get how he was a doctor,
But I guess at anything he can succeed.

Dr. Suess was just great.
A person you can't hate.
Any word he'd create
To fulfill his rhyming trait.

To sum it up for you
I'll say these words that are true:
Dr. Seuss you're one of the few
People that I look up to.
Dr. Seuss could make a rhyme that sounded great in no time!

Have you heard of Cat In The Hat? Well Dr. Seuss wrote that!

It was a cinch for Dr. Seuss to write The Grinch!

If there were a God Seuss, he'd be greater than Zeus! - I hope that that word was not a misuse.
by The Next Seuss Is My Excuse November 25, 2011
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smushmorshin

Another way of saying abortion except without saying abortion. Used in the movie Knocked Up when one of the characters says,"why dont you just go to the smushmorshin clinic and get a smushmorshin".
You should get a smushmorshin because your going to have quadrouplets soon.
by Big Red- Elmo January 11, 2008
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smushy

N. a name you call someone who represents a 'small child' or 'little bean' as in, they are more innocent than others.
look at johns sweatshirt with the birds on it! he's such a little smushy
by kay gall$ November 29, 2016
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Smugstonished

A portmanteau word combining 'smug' and 'astonished'.

The look of someone who can't believe it's remotely possibly they could ever be wrong (and can't understand why anyone is challenging them). It is a look generally worn when the wearer is entirely wrong but - due to arrogance, ignorance or disdain - refuses to admit it.

A smugstonished look is often worn by MPs and other public figures when questioned by the electorate or the media, by professionals in all industries when talking to people they perceive as 'less qualified' and by the kind of people who can't shut up during otherwise friendly pub conversation.
The MP look smugstonished as he responded to questions from the electorate that he'd later describe as 'moronic'.

Gordon, the Account Director, took on a smugstonished look as he impatiently - and as it happened completely incorrectly - explained the difference between CPM and CTR to the client.
by molvik May 29, 2017
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