smuss 

Pot, marijuana, gunja, green, chronic, buds, mary jane, buddah, buckets, billie bong thorton, wesley pipes.

Do you wanna get smussed?
Have you got any smuss?
Where can i buy some smuss?
Dude the cops, hide the smuss...
U look pretty smussed!
This smuss is phat!
I'm all smussed up...

smuss by Patrick Cochrane July 23, 2005

smuss 

smuss: \'sm&-ss\ v. Inflected Form(s): also chiefly dialect to smuss; smussed; smussing
1 a original use: flatten, crush, mess (don't smuss my hair, don't smuss the little bird) 2 a: cuddle, hug, show affection for (come here, i'll smuss with you; look the cat wants to smuss you) 3 a: take care of, show concern (tuck someone in, smuss them when they are sick)

Let's smuss tonight. Let me smuss you. Don't smuss my hair.

smuss by smussyolay August 11, 2006

turtle smuss 

turtle smuss- A blown out vigina that belongs to a female that has a lower than average IQ.
2. A meaningless exclamation used that can be used over and over and over again.

1. dude that dyslecic slut had extreme turtle smuss going on!
2. Im working again this friday turtle smuss.
3. AWWWWW!! turltle smuss that girl said that was a cold sore on her lip.

turtle smuss by Tony Dolphin December 29, 2007

smugster

Smug hipster; pretentious, trend-following scenester.

Urban Dictionary is not just for smugsters anymore.

smugster by contemptible July 20, 2008

snuss 

Any fail/mistake in general, especially grammatical/spelling errors. Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, etc. A multipurpose word
Pronounced: "Snuh-s"
It's also expected that one or many people yell "Snuss!" at the offender.

Bro 1: "Dude! I things last night!"
Bro 2: "Snuss! You left out the "did" dude"
Bro 1: "Damn it I snussed hardcore."

snuss by hashtagwyattspam February 23, 2015

smess

a fat dwarf who has a high opinion of himself and spends all day trying to inflate his ego by writing his musings on the internet. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.

John was a right twat, a total smess infact.

smess by Red Eye September 20, 2003

Dr. seuss penis

A penis that is so fucked that it looks like it could be in a dr. Seuss book.

Girl, that guy I fucked last night had a dr. Seuss penis; it was fucked!

Dr. seuss penis by Fig nag November 29, 2016