smushmorshin 

Another way of saying abortion except without saying abortion. Used in the movie Knocked Up when one of the characters says,"why dont you just go to the smushmorshin clinic and get a smushmorshin".

You should get a smushmorshin because your going to have quadrouplets soon.

smushmorshin by Big Red- Elmo January 11, 2008

Smishmorshinator 

A device consisting of a 3 foot long metal pole with a bicycle handlebar grip at one end and a fork duct taped to the other used as an alternative to getting a smishmorshin.

Why go to the smishmorshin clinic to get a smishmorshin when we have a perfectly good smishmorshinator!

Smishmorshinator by MyHero June 13, 2010