smuff

A horrible/ mean person

Your such a smuff!

by Nard April 27, 2004

Smuff

V. To hog or take more than your fair share. Usually in reference to smoking marijuana.

That dude is such a smuffer. He hit the blunt four times before passing it.

by Dr. Hugh G. Rekshun May 26, 2014

smuff

the act of being smuthered by a "muff"

you could say "i so got smuffed last night" or "i was smuffing him all night long

by b-lair April 14, 2008

Smuff

A molding of the two words small and stuff. Meaning any and everything that is small yet intriguing.

They recently came out with a miniature pig that you can keep as a pet, now that is awesome smuff!

by smuffed October 24, 2009

smuff

the act of "muffing" (can be normal or pertain to a sexual act or her being a SMUT) it that is partook by a slutty (and or drunk) girl.

nick- "i saw you talking to that girl last night at the bar. how many hours did it take her to pronounce her first full sentence of the night? did you give her your cash and prizes by the end of the night?"

travis-"yea but she thought it was a good idea to try and blow me while she was taking off her panties. she got them stuck around her ankles fell forward, gagged on my cock vomited on the hardwood floor and slipped hit her head and didnt get up. she was there when i left this morning too i hope she isnt there when i get home."

Nick- "man she smuffed it so hard she may never recover hahaha"

by ucsmut February 22, 2010

Smuff

A woman's vagina that is both dirty and hairy, a combination of a snatch and a muff.

"Yea she looked hot but she had a total smuff."

by Earthwreck24 December 10, 2009

Smuff

Fluffy smegma. Also known as dick cheese.

Bro: "she gagged and ran away?!"
You: "yeah because of my smuff"

by YassKwane February 11, 2017