Definitions by Earthwreck24

Smuff 

A woman's vagina that is both dirty and hairy, a combination of a snatch and a muff.

"Yea she looked hot but she had a total smuff."

Smuff by Earthwreck24 December 10, 2009

Rhinous Monkey

Any primate that is born from the anal cavity of a rhinoceros.

"Bro, you're just a total rhinous monkey."

Rhinous Monkey by Earthwreck24 December 10, 2009

Shoedal 

What happens when you go to slip on your shoes but the heel of the shoe bends down so what you are left with is a hybrid between a shoe and a sandal if you choose to walk around like that.

"Dude I totally shoedal'ed when I went to check the mail."

Shoedal by Earthwreck24 December 10, 2009