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smartistic

The enviable ability of being both smart & artistic.

Possessed by those who can create beautiful & meaningful, intelligent art & those who can speak/act intelligently in a beautiful way.
"The person who wrote that awesome book must be really smartistic. Man, what a hero!"
by Avalokitesvara May 31, 2014
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Strativariable

The abomination, assault and stratification of the English language that the intended audience realizes is total gibberish.

Individual delivering a Strativariable believes he/she is making sense, when in fact, individual is looked upon as an oaf.
Strativariable - This is no longer a priority. In fact, it's a mute point, but I'm just talking out loud.

Another of countless Strativariables: Someone's feeding him information. I think we have a 'mold' down here.
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smartitician

One who is adept at smartitistics, or exhibits general smartitude. Can usually be distinguished by the use of big words, mad math skills, and typically some geeky association like physics clubs, chess clubs, or Nobel Laureates.
Guy: Hey Linus, let's go boozin!

Linus (the smartitician): Whilst an evening of inebriated debauchery and possible altercations over ambrosial brews might prove gladdening, I must season myself tonight for the chess championship this weekend then complete my dissertation proving String Theory.

Guy: Dude... you need to kill some brain cells.
by testicles...that is all December 31, 2007
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Smartied

To be smartied is to have the round nub (smartie) on top of your baseball hat jammed down onto the top of your head by some loathesome person.
Jim *rubbing the top of his head*: That asshat just smartied me.
by Meighan22 January 30, 2009
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Smarties Cereal

It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk...
Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Moss: Smarties cereal

Jen: I didn't know Smarties MADE a cereal!

Moss: They don't; it's just Smarties in a bowl with milk. :)
by Hat-face November 8, 2011
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Smarties Smoke

When someone (typically teens 13-17) crush smarties and puff the sugary powder out of their mouth imitating cigarette smoke
hey want to go for a smarties smoke?

psh duh! it will be totally trippy
by discoveringwithabeat August 20, 2009
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Smating

A type of relationship in which one is niether dating nor mating with his/her partner. This category of relationship is characterized by secret kissing, spooning, naughty fondling, basically, everything except sex. Mutual exclusivity does not exist in this relationship. This word is a compound word of dating or mating and smay.
Dude, are you smating that chick over there?

Last night, I totes smated with her, even though she has a bf.

Let's smate for a while because I am scared of commitment.

Smating makes me get hot.
by Smencer May 28, 2010
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