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tall ol' smitties

Small ol' Titties.

May refer to a female that has an unusually small bust size. See flatchested.

The opposite of tig ol' bitties which refer to a woman's large breasts.

A woman with tall ol' smitties may be subject to ridicule and humiliation by others, and may not be considered a suitable mate by some men. This, however, is not recommended because all titties should be seen as a gift from God. Some men enjoy tall ol' smitties because they tend to be more perky than tig ol' bitties.
Guy A: Man, look at the tig ol' bitties on that girl over there! DAMN!!

Guy B: Yeah, but her friend's tall ol' smitties are just fine.

Guy A: Tall ol' smitties can't be fine! What's wrong with you man?

Guy B: Man, trust, tall ol' smitties are just fine. They're almost always perky, and I don't have to worry about much saggage.

Guy A: I see your point man, tig ol' bitties can get a little saggy at times.
by thaChamp April 3, 2010
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Scottie Slippin

noun, adjective: A word evolved from the all time great Chicago Bull, Scottie Pippen: If someone is slackin, trippin, failin, or on tilt; straight wack
"Damn dawg, you didn't take that jaun home wit you the other night? Damn dawg, you Scottie Slippin.
by C--Nooch5 April 24, 2011
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geordie flat bun, better than anything ese in the uk
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smatties

1. massive breasts on any girl
2. unusually extra-large breasts in relation to a girl's body type or size
Did you see those? Those tits were huge. And she was skinny. I mean, on a large girl, they'd just be regular tatties. But on her, they're smatties!
by douglas001 November 2, 2008
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Scottie Too Hottie

a guy who, usually in a social setting, is the "liability of the pack." He is extremely confident and comes across as cocky to most, but deep down he's a big teddy bear. He's always out to have a good time, flirts a lot and has cheeky banter. However, if women are too keen, he tends to respond with indifference. This makes women fall for him obsessively as they want to be the "one" to change his reckless ways and convince him to settle down and boyfriend them. Scottie Too Hottie tends to come up with ridiculously catchy phrases for his team members, is the life of the party but will "ghost" as he gets easily bored. He likes to take selfies, especially topless in front of mirrors.
by QueenieAngel April 23, 2020
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Spottieottiedopaliscious

A very, very luscious and attractive woman. Named after one of Outkast's greatest songs known to man. They invented this word. So toss yo hat up to them.
Yes...when I first met my spottieottiedopaliscious angel, I can remember that damn thang like yesterday.
by Urban Dicktionary!!!!!!!! September 15, 2006
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Scottie Pippen

When a man humbly accepts that he doesn't stand a chance with the woman he is talking to and, instead of being a cockblocker, he sets up his much better looking and successful friend with an assist. As a result, both men end up winners.
Guy 1: Hey, bro, you remember that hot ass blonde you Scottie Pippen'd me last week?

Guy 2: Yeah, she was hot as hell.

Guy 1: She's got a friend that's just as hot. Want me to hook you up?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, that's what teamwork is all about.
by Golangelo-10 May 6, 2013
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