Smogger

A person who smokes or vapes.

Take it easy there, smogger!

by Suck’ma Dong November 26, 2019

smoogerpoon

Smoogerpoon: When your sexual partner tries to surprise you in the bedroom, but is too intense.

Anne had hurt herself when attempting to smoogerpoon her husband.

by SmoogerpoonAnon May 17, 2016

Smorterra

Short, small and has a crippling addiction to Legends of Runeterra.

"He is a smorterra"

by Smorterra February 27, 2020

smoger

The best last name to ever exist. They are hot and funny and love to play around.

Bro are you a Smoger

U must be the hottest person ever

by Hfssnnkbcc June 13, 2021

smorker

A person who regularly smokes large pieces of pork, either as their hobby or as their profession.

Hey John, you are a really good smorker, you should consider starting a restaurant.

by Hivs April 5, 2010

Plastic Sorgery

A combination of surgery and sorcery to enhance facial features

Ya face man, it's just not working out. I don't know if a mask would work, or maybe some plastic sorgery would work. But you... you just pretty ugly my guy. - Upstate New Yorker leaving a voicemail to David Pakman.

by cartoonfish December 20, 2019

Sorgery

Noun
1. The act of treating injuries or disorders using instruments and magic.

Typically, most or all instruments used during sorgery are nonmagical and require only a few years of training from a mortal to use properly. Magic can be either dark or light in nature or both.
2. A combination of the words 'surgery' and 'sorcery.'
'Sorgery' is a portmanteau first used by a caller of the David Pakman Show, and then repeated again by its host David Pakman.

Person 1: "That guy is so ugly, it'd literally take magic to fix it.

Person 2: "Word, ugly dude needs sorgery."

"Ya know, that bard isn't really doing sorgery at all. He uses almost exclusively magical instruments to heal his patients. What a hack!"

by Steakfries409 December 21, 2019