smorgasbad

When a lot of things are just bad.

Man, I was at this party last night, I got in there, they ran out of tp, it was smorgasbad.

by Enz0Kicked October 4, 2013

plastic sorgery

Plastic surgery that requires a form of sorcery to be successful. Said to be particularly helpful for individuals who's face is seen on TV, such as David Pakman, the host of The David Pakman show, who was asked by a caller to get some plastic sorgery to fix his face, in order to convince the caller to watch the show more.

David Pakman could use some plastic sorgery to fix his face. I would watch The David Pakman show on YouTube more if he did.

by hugo94612 December 17, 2019

smorgashbord

A collection of women, arrayed as a buffet meal

Wow. This club is filled with hot chicks. It's a total smorgashbord.

by Flakey July 26, 2007

Smorgasfuck

A buffet or assortment of fuckery (inspired by the election of Donald Trump).

American minorities found themselves in a smorgasfuck on November 9, 2016.

by HiFi8o November 15, 2016

smogger

A female who is fresh off the boat.

Damn, look at that smogger right there.

by vsopdaddy August 27, 2019

Smoretarded

One who is incapable of either creating or eating a smore without making a complete mess of themselves.

Originally found at www.primakow.net/evan/

It’s just a marshmallow, chocolate, and graham crackers, how are you so smoretarded?

by Trayf February 21, 2009

Dairy Smorgasbord

When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.

A.K.A:

The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0

cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?

cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.

cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.

by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009