Smooted

To leave town without saying goodbye to anybody, to slide out without a phone call, text, even a facebook message...

"She smooted her ass out of town"
"She smooted away, without saying a word!"

by zimzimmerrr August 22, 2011

Smoot

A unit of measurement commonly used by Boilermakers working at the Tilden Mine. Usually equals 5’7’’ or 5’8 1/2’’

The patch in the duct work needs to be a Smoot tall by 2 Smoot’s wide

by Jcop015 March 13, 2020

Smoot

Means Having a little Penis or not meeting up to the standard size that a woman desires in A mans Genital area.in other words a guy who has a Little Johnny.

Your not Packin down there so there for you have a Smoot !

Baby My stroke game is nice.oh really cus from what I heard u got a smoot !

Girl my sexlife sucks its no fun when we do it.Girl are you telling me that Jerod has a SMOOT !

by Hoodbonics November 08, 2018

smoot

v., to (usually) vaginally penetrate two women at the same time with a double-ended dildo. Named for NFL player Fred Smoot, who performed the procedure on two strippers during the Minnesota Vikings "love boat" scandal.

Yo man, you should have come to Trevor's bachelor party. Julian totally smooted these two fine strippers.

by Fred Smoot fan March 25, 2007

Smoot

A small hole or archway, left in the bottom of a drystone wall to allow rabbits to pass in and out of fields, but too small to allow sheep to pass through. Often seen in the Lake District, Cumbria.

The rabbit escaped through the smoot.

by Joey-beans October 06, 2005

smoot

mixture of fog and soot.

dude, look at that smoot!

by bananayana August 12, 2010

Smoot

Smoot.

1) An adjective referring to a "Shit-bag." A term referencing a piece of shit.
2) An adjective referring to a Blue Falcon or a Buddy Fucker."

3) An adverb referring to a lie, or the concept of lying.

"That guy just smoots about everything."

"You swapped my rounds with blanks before a mission you fucking SMOOT!"
"You slept with my wife you SMOOT!"

by J-Greg February 04, 2013