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pickle smoocher

A euphemism for someone who likes to give head.
by TAC May 1, 2003
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Tool Smoocher

One who sucks dick with aplomb. Generally reserved for men who are behaving like bitches.
Man....if that guy climbs any farther up the bosses ass he's gonna get lost, He's such a fuckin tool smoocher.
by rooster14 August 19, 2008
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cooch smoocher

A person's lips, could be a man or woman. But normally lesbian women, or straight males lips.
I dont want my cooch smoochers to get chapped.
by RedBaron69 December 27, 2017
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School Smoocher

Somebody who exclusively hooks up with people in school (mostly elementary) parking lots
Omg jacob is such a school smoocher! He just hu with his girl at bridge elementary school!
by Npizzle123 June 15, 2021
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kooch smoocher

Slang term for ‘lesbian’. Or really anybody who likes kooch.
Dude: “I’m gonna try and pick her up tonight
Mate: “No chance- she’s a kooch smoocher
by Smartmouth78 July 16, 2019
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Rooster Smoocher

Texas slang for cock sucker. Derived from another term for a Rooster is cock, and another term for smooch is kiss, which is close to suck.
Could mean gay, or just a jerk.
"Hey Travis look at that rooster smoocher over there in the purple pants."

or

"My boss is such a rooster smoocher for making me work on Saturday."
by skinnyfatty March 2, 2009
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goober smoocher

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.
That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.
by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012
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