smonked

to get your ass kicked by a monk.

Wow, that crazy dude in the brown robe just SMONKED your stupid ass!

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 6, 2003

Smonk

Smonk is to be sminked and vice versa

1. I walked to the shop today and slipped on my Twll. I got smonked!

2. When we went to the Circus I met Sminky the Smonk.

3. After a night of romance I accidentally smonked my pants.

by ウェールズ July 6, 2006

Smonk

when CS students meme about drug users named, Brett

we got so smonked last night

by cutiefolifeman October 18, 2018

Smonk The Wonk

Slang for smoking weed.

Person 1: Yo bro, I like to smonk the wonk! I do it all the time.

Person 2: Sick, bro!

by Roggyboi September 22, 2018

smonk doggo

a doggo that is tall on w33d

Doggo 1 was a smonk doggo

by kinkydong69 February 22, 2019

smonk

To fuck someone in a lesbian way.

I’m gonna smonk her later.

by snork4 August 8, 2018

Smonk

An adjective used to describe someone who is smart yet cheeky derived from a combination of the word smart and the popular saying cheeky monkey, smonk. Pronounced (Smˈʌŋk)

Man 1-“ I’m not letting my parents sell their cottage unless they sell it to me.”
Man 2-“ Man 1, you’re so smonk!”

by Accidental word creator June 16, 2024