Somno

Short for somnophilia, or sleeping princess syndrome, where someone gets turned on (sexually aroused) by people who are unconscious

Step Cousin 1:
You dare to nap in front of me?!???? I HAVE SOMNO!!!!
Step Cousin 2: ZZzzzzzZzzZzzzz
Step Cousin 1: aHh~

by bigyeeterz September 26, 2020

smonversation

A fake conversation, usually pertaining to lavender-scented shampoo and voice-overs

Why does Justin smell like Danny's lavender shampoo, Danny thought.
It's because he used Danny's shampoo, Justin thought.
They had had a conversation about this, Danny thought.
He remember that conversation and it's the exact reason he did it, Justin thought.
Conversation, smonversation, Danny thought

by remblack April 7, 2015

smouncing

Verb - To talk to someone on multiple social networks over the course of a short time - social media bouncing

Julia and I were talking on Insta, FB messenger and text. Hardcore smouncing.

by ihappentohave May 21, 2020

smoon

The secret moon that SNASA goes to.

Barney: I’m actually in a top secret government space program called Secret NASA—or SNASA. Have I been to the moon? Well, not the moon you’re familliar with. But I have been to the… Smoon

by 7opher April 16, 2010

Somn-Onanist

One who masturbates while sleeping.

Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover

by Paige Stringer May 21, 2008

Smonkahol

When you exhale smoke (generally from a spliff) into a bottle of liquor before attempting to simultaneously intake both the alcohol and the smoke. A portmanteau of smonk and alcohol.

Scott had so much smonkahol last night, he got so wasted off both the smonk and the alcohol.

by xxx_Smonk_xxx March 1, 2017

smonk

smoking the cannabis plant, but with a lot more meme

when you smonk weed}

by Ruth the Meese July 26, 2016