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smoke weed

to take marijuana and smoke it in the form of a blunt, joint, in a bong, pipe, bubbler, vaporizor, valcano, perculator, or roar.
Damn, I wanna smoke weed so bad!
by DKnapp April 10, 2008
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smokereed

Someone who makes an unnecessary amount of area 51 jokes, (Action) someone who kills every dance first try with no effort
"such a smokereed dude" "how do you smokereed every song"
by 3/5th July 17, 2019
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Smoke weed

A phrase used commonly among stoner's when somebody forgets that they are currently in possession of the pipe or joint and proceeds to babble nonsensically prior to taking their hit. The phrase "smoke weed" is used in these situations to remind the offender to take their hit and pass it because others are waiting on them. This phrase is often followed by the word "damn it" or "bitch".
Dave: *passes joint to carl*
Carl: Ya know man, i bet we could turn your neighbors pool into a giant ass gravity bong! we just need, like a trash can and some other shit
Next kid in circle: Smoke weed, bitch
by Fuzzadelic August 6, 2011
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Smoke weed I did

Part of a poem by a Dr Zeus wanna-be
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
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spikeweed

A plant from the video game Plants Vs Zombies, it hurts any zombies that step on it.
Spikeweeds pop tires and hurt any zombies that step on them.
by ProngoMan July 19, 2017
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smoke weed everyday

Snoop Dogg's most famous line advocating for daily marijuana usage.

It has spawned a huge number of joke variants, many of which somehow involve Super Mario. When the player goes down a pipe, the well-known transit noise is replaced by a squeaky voice saying "weed" three times. Need I say more?

Most implementations of this phrase occur along with a GIF of Snoop Dogg's "weed dance", a classic move which is at once simple in appearance but actually quite difficult to pull off. Perhaps one needs to smoke pot before attempting it...
I smoke weed everyday. (smoke weed everyday) (remix)
by Brodo_Swaggins October 16, 2016
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Hey hey hey smoke weed every day

A saying that some people have that is the answer to most of life's problems.
by The Fury 13 October 17, 2010
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