smokehouse 

A nickname for a dark skinned man with a long penis. Named because his schlong looks like a sausage that one would find hanging in a smokehouse.

Man, Smokehouse over der picking at his feets again.

smokehouse by biffula December 27, 2007

Italian Smokehouse Syndrome 

when you can't stand the smell of your own putrid farts and you are in an enclosed room and you are also afraid someone is going to walk in and catch you bathing in your own fart orgy

After lunch today I had an Italian smokehouse syndrome thing going on. Thank God the new hot intern didn't walk in. He is so cute!

Italian Smokehouse Syndrome by grosstony May 5, 2009

Tennessee Smokehouse 

n. the act of giving a woman a barbecue sauce enema then doing her in the butt, pulling out, and having her suck your penis dry.

Terry: "Yeah, it was our anniversary last night."
Sean: "Really? Did you and Barbara do anything special."
Terry: "You bet. I gave her the ol' Tennessee Smokehouse...loved it."

Tennessee Smokehouse by Tommy Hotsossidge November 10, 2008

smokehouse 

(V). An extremely attractive female. Refers to her being "smokin'" hot. Is used when classifying someone's attractiveness.

Jessica Simpson is a smokehouse!

smokehouse by ERNNNNN April 19, 2007

jamaican smokehouse 

sitting on a girls face with your dick in between her tits and her tongue on your asshole

I gave tiffany a jamaican smokehouse for her birthday.

jamaican smokehouse by Buddy10 August 24, 2006

portugeuse smokehouse

dropping ass fumes in the close confines of a tent, especially when others are in it.

pete turned our tent into a portugeuse smokehouse and probably shit his pants doing so.

portugeuse smokehouse by deezo March 23, 2005

Full McKowski Smokehouse 

Much like the beloved Cleveland steamer, this sexual act involves deficating on your partners chest, but instead of rubbing it about, you spread the feacal matter all over their body

Eh, Steve! You know Anny from AP calculus? i gave her the hottest full McKowski smokehouse in the WORLD!

Full McKowski Smokehouse by C.D. And M.C. July 14, 2009