smoing

Misspelled word for 'smoking'.

person a: wtf are u smoing
person b: it's smoking dumbass

by daktour_noob January 8, 2022

sminted

To be seriously rich, seriously minted

that guy is fcukin sminted

by JamoJamo June 30, 2008

Smoin

To inhale the smoke caused from lighting marijuana on fire. Usually out of geebs, glass, blunts, joints, vaporizers, and if you’re a broke bitch perhaps an apple would suffice.

Bro 1- Smoin?

Bro 2- yeah bro I need to get high

by Watermelon alien January 2, 2019

smoink

A portmanteau of smoke and oink, it is the act of smoking cigarettes, cigars, pipes, etc. in a hedonistic and excessive manner. It is often associated with overweight men who are into smoking fetishism. Such a person may be referred to as a “smoinker.” They may or may not also masturbate or have sex while smoking as well. It is also the sound made by a smoke pig.

Chris is such a fat sloppy cigar pig. Look at him smoink!

The fat smoinker loves to smoke cigars while drinking and watching porn all day.

by Beefwellington85 July 5, 2023

smointy

A fort or shelter contructed from miscellanious household items, primarily sofa cushions, blankets, chairs. It is used for games and social drinking. The name originates from the first person shooter Weirdies vs. Worm-King, in which Level 8 is based around the protection of a rudimentary shelter, led by King Smointy the Second, against minions of the Worm-King.

The smointy was structurally unsound, yet the snack-eating folk inside were confortable and warm.

by Tree Anenome November 5, 2009

smoonty

Smoonty is fucking great person to be around. The smoonties of the world are rare so cherish them.

Where is everyone? They're all hanging out with Smoonty!

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 30, 2017

Sminting

The act of intentionally consuming foods containing high quantities of fructose and lactose periodically throughout autumn so that you become notably gaseous, then later season when you engage in passive anal sex with either your partner or someone with about a 10 inch (25 cm) phallus who will willingly participate, you fart as hard as you can while squeezing your anus to make an airtight seal, (the pressure forcing a large gas bubble to erupt into the man’s urethra) then quickly pushing the entire length of his phallus out and glueing the tip of the urethra shut, after which waiting for at least one month, poking a hole in the base of his ureters (accessed through the lower back) every few days to allow for the drainage of urine, then with the completion of one month, having the man slide his penis back into your anus, the sensation of tight genital friction along with the built up sperm pressure causing the seal to instantly pop off, reinflating your anal cavity. This introduces the bacterial culture which has been festering in the man’s penis, enriching your internal microbiome if ever you fall ill during winter and take antibiotics for a prolonged period of time.

My husband and I took up sminting on account of my seasonal sinus infection, what a lad!

by Resicoi December 25, 2018