Swoftie

a female over the age of fifty who is single and loving the fact that they are single

P1: look at that swoftie
P2: she looks like she's having fun being single at that age

by Jedi418 January 3, 2013

cramming softies

apparently its when a flacid penis gets shoved in a woman's vagina repeatedly

man i had whiskey dick so i was just cramming softies.

by belt cottage December 14, 2009

thumbing a softie

to use one's thumb or finger in an attempt to prop up one's soft, flacid, floppy penis during intercourse

Robbie Houstoun, AKA 'Floppy Robby' is thumbing a softie, but isnae fooling anybody

by macfear August 23, 2014

Smottie

A girl who is smart and hott. Smart + Hottie = Smottie

That girl is a smottie.

by Mr. Smottie September 29, 2010

Softie (roblox)

A roblox style that are normally very sweet and kind. They wear light pastel colours and often wear cottagecore designs.

C&P: I’m thinking of changing my style into a softie (roblox)
Slender: Bet

by cherrychinese June 3, 2021

mushin softies

the act of two males laying stomach to stomach as the male on top's only contact point is his penis. this can only occur with no erections between the two participants.

when one roommate is attempting to wake up another roommate by mushin softies

by guysE5 February 11, 2010

Mr. Softie

Fake Penis for Packing in Your Pants, akin to a dildo BUT only intended to be worn for show in underwear. FTM trans. sometimes wear these, or men with a small package who want to appear larger. Brand Name.

I was packing my Mr. Softie in my panties and he fell out.
Mr. Softie sure looks better than a roll of Quarters in your pants.

by fixitman July 6, 2010