Smoe

Combination of the words "smut" and "hoe", refers to a girl who can't keep her dirty ass legs closed, acting like a smut or a hoe.

John: Look at Lucy. That's the fourth guy she tried to take home tonight.

Rick: Damn, if she wasn't such a smoe I'd get in that.

by Mouse64 January 14, 2012

Smoe

One who is seen a sheep or trend follower.

That guy's such a smoe.

by Smoeski One June 16, 2008

Smoe

A smelly hoe.

Bob: “ew I hate that smoe Patricia”.
Tammy : “ya me too I hate her”.

by Anonymous19888888 July 20, 2018

SMOE

acronym for "Shadiest Man on Earth." Person who resorts to extremely unethical measures in order to gain profits or benefits.

Variants include: Shadiest Mandarin on Earth, Shadiest Mexican on Earth, SHOE: Shadiest Hindu on Earth.

coined by Gabe, ca. 2000

That SMOE just sold me a $50 football ticket for the wrong game!

by dave January 09, 2004

SMOE

short for sweat mustache.
the sweat that builds up above your top lip

man, you got the biggest smoe.

by male repoductive system December 23, 2010

Joe Smoe

A man by the name of Joseph, Being from the are of Cocomoa. Even if they are not from the origin of Cocomoa, they are descended from there. They are also in posession of a certain type of mojo, which in turn leads to the individual being called Mojo Joe-Joe, or Mojo-rising.

Hey , who the hell are you??
Joe Smoe from Cocomoa!
Where is that??
I don't know, but I'm going back!

by bearcatskat September 26, 2011

Smoes

Suck my One Eyed Snake

Galahad, smoes.
— — — — — — — —
Galahad, suck my one eyed snake.

by Tyrant Fayne November 14, 2017