smish

to organize or simplify.

Dude, you need to smish your stuff because it's getting a little out of hand.

by InTheYear2000 January 18, 2010

smish

A very sweet hug that makes you and the other person feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Tighter than a regular hug, but gentler than a bear hug.

I was feeling really sad until he came up and gave me a smish. Now I'm all happy and smiley and asldjfhlsdjkh. :)

by iCheezItz November 22, 2010

smish smoshed

-Smish Smosh(ed)- Synonym(s) for drunk, high, wasted, or smashed, this term/phrase is typically used by prissy girls such as cheerleaders or sorority members. Often preceded by the word totally or so. To do in excess.

I got totally smish smoshed at the ditch party yesterday.

or

Put that drink down, you lookin all smish smoshed.

by Johnny Unitas September 15, 2008

Salish Apocalypse

April 8, 2014: The date when Microsoft stops providing support (including critical security patches) for Windows XP Service Pack 3.

Currently, more than 30% of all computers (including many large corporations' workstations) run Windows XP. After the Salish Apocalypse, any new vulnerabilities that are discovered will not be patched by Microsoft. This means that XP users will be living in a permanent zero-day environment, and companies that still refuse to upgrade will be easy prey for criminals and anarchists.

"I don't get how so many companies can still be refusing to upgrade to Windows 7 or 8. I bet there are fifty guys around the world sitting on zero-day exploits just waiting for the Salish Apocalypse. It's going to suck."

by Carolinianjeff December 16, 2013

Smished

Meaning a delirious state of intoxicated happiness. A euphoric version of "smashed". Popularised in the French Alps, and holds great connections with Après-ski (the act of getting "smished" after a hard day's skiing).

Best pronounced using an Australian accent.

Let's smish things up
I was beyond smished last night
I'm smished, and you're beautiful

by Canada-Fougere February 27, 2011

smish

(verb) To squeeze or squish many things into one.

Let's make things simple and smish it all together.

by TheBigSmish January 15, 2010

smish

To organize for easy viewing. To put a bunch of things in one place for faster access.

smished; past. smishing.

I just smished everything because it's faster.

by inTheYear2000 January 18, 2010