smitty_0311

a guy who is always in vc at 1 AM and does not ever sleep, and will ignore you if you aint a girl

Micheal: Yo james, don't be a smitty_0311, your life will not be good

James: Alright thanks homie

by NikeBoi June 12, 2023

Dr. Smitty Jones

The famous inventor of the most popular mime academy in the history of all schools. Also known as William Smith (Smitty)

Guy 1: Did you know that The Mime Academy of Smits was made by Dr. Smitty Jones!

Guy 2: Who doesn't!

by Dr. W. Smith December 30, 2011

Litty Titty Joe Smitty

A man with tits that every woman wishes she had. Envied by anyone with the XX chromosome pair. Even envied by some with the XY. Everyone wants the Joe Smitty titties.

"Litty Titty Joe Smitty is what I want inside of me."
"Dude, you see that girl? She almost has the titties of Joe Smitty."

by sassynipples6969 February 25, 2019

Smithy

A twenty pound note is called a Smithy, due to the fact that Adam Smith, the Grandfather of Economics, is printed on it.

Christof: How much do i tip this waiter?
Me: Just give him a smithy. That should do it.
Christof: Hmm, naa i think a darwin is more appropriate.

by ethaning June 13, 2011

Smithy Finisher

A sex act performed on your woman in the 69 position. Using your index and second finger on each hand alternatively like a sewing machine at full throttle. Expect squirting...

After slamming my bird for 3 hours I just flipped her over into the 69 and gave her the smithy finisher ;)

by gman69 January 9, 2015

peep smitty

To see what someone was doing when they thought no could see or
to catch someone in the act of something.

Did you peep smitty?
Yeah, I saw dude stick the money in his back pocket.

by Ms.Kee October 18, 2008

The Smithy

1. To do something you're not supposed to do
2. Is illegal
3. A weak U-Turn
4. Eeeeeeeeeeyeah!

OMG you did THE SMITHY through that double yellow line!

by H8erlines August 3, 2010