Smite

A game made to give you depression, only weebs play.

Person 1: hey! You wanna play smite!?

Person 2: nah dude I'm depressed enough

by iHave2Thumbs November 26, 2016

Smite

A beautiful way to destroy someone.

I just smote that fucking bastard after he grabbed me arse!

by Davezor October 21, 2003

Smite

smite - smote - smitten

To attack or destroy by hitting, usually with a hand or a hand-held weapon.

Did he smite the kite? Has he smitten the kitten? You mean to tell me he smote the coat instead?

by Relentless July 26, 2005

Smite

to kick the living crap, and in some cases kill someone. mostly done in a medieval way.

i will go to smite someone.

by rockstar4 July 10, 2010

Smited

Getting Smited: When a teammate decides to leave the team behind and dies.

You just got Smited. You just smited the whole team!

by IllOfDoom May 16, 2019

Smiting

When a guy leaves the main part of the party or hangout to get with a girl.

The boys: Wanna hangout tonight?
Conor: No, I'm with my girl.
The boys: Stop smiting!

At a party*
Brock: Hey where's Theo? I haven't seen him all night.
David: He's been smiting Chloe.

by Meeechh August 24, 2017

Smite

A game for people with gigantic cocks the size of your da’s femur and and loads of bitches also if you are a ullr or Loki main you are very good and a cerified GOD however playing someone like Nox or Isis is one of the surefire ways to prove your a virgin

Come play smite with me

by God of pseudonym October 29, 2018