smidge

(besides traditional definition) to fall and injure one's self while performing a rediculous act

That dumbass smidge fell off the back of a car at 50mph and got road rash all up on his face.

by tokerat July 8, 2003

Smidge

A universal term, generally used to refer to narcotics or the consumption of said narcotics.

Smigga 1: Yo, lets go smidge real quick Rick.
Smigga 2: Alright let me grab my smidge bro.
Owen Mechling: Bro, I’m smidge rick!

by Jookles January 10, 2021

Smidge

Form of measurement: An amount that is 2x greater than a cunt hair. A near miss.

Move that over a smidge .

You just missed it by a smidge.

Turn tha volume up a smidge.

by Sumaruma March 16, 2018

Smidge

A person, usualy female, short in stature, but large in heart. Also, smidges are usually very beautiful.

My smidge is the sweetest person I know

by Alex February 12, 2005

Smidge

a smelly person

“that girl is a SMIDGE don’t talk to her man”-Ed Sheeren

by Excuse you *in country accent* March 3, 2022

Smidging

Tiniest amount

He did not have even a smidging of integrity

by Word Maverick August 25, 2018

Smidge

Bird shit

Ohh dang you got yo-self a smidge on yo ugly ass shirt

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020