smibbly bibbly

British for a television remote control

I say old bean could you pass the smibbly bibbly?

by Ironslide July 6, 2010

shibble

(noun, derogatory)

A portmanteau of "shit" and "bull" (not to be confused with "bullshit"), the term "shibble" is a pejorative against the notoriously aggressive and deadly pit bull dog breed; as these dogs are generally lowly regarded as unsightly, menacing scum, this term essentially reduces them to feces, cleverly replacing "pit" with the rhyming "shit."

Why do shibbles always have to target helpless infants and old ladies on walkers?

Bruh, did you know that in 2019, when canines killed a record of 48 Americans, shibbles contributes to 69% of these deaths? Lookit up on DogsBite.org, bruh. That ain't just plurality, or even majority; that's supermajority.

I swear if I see another shibble wearing one of 'em bogus-ass "SERVICE DOG IN TRAINING" vests in the grocery store, I'mma shoot it.

Bullets ricochet off shibbles' skulls, and pepper spray doesn't work on them, either.

by Fayest Gaggot December 5, 2020

Smubbler

The passing of gas which presents itself as both smelly and bubbling.

As I climbed into bed, I ripped a steamy smubbler, which brought tears to my wife's eyes.

by Smubs March 3, 2011

Skibbles

Skibbles means sex

James: u definitely want to have skibbles with Stephanie

*Stephanie walks by*
Stephanie: Oooo sure I love skittles

by ujustgotgayconned May 15, 2021

smibbly bibbly

British for a television remote control, used especially in the West Midlands and East Midlands.

Marjorie I've lost the damn smibbly bibbly again.

by Ironslide July 8, 2010

Snibble

To slightly nible a given food or object.

Tony snibbled his ice cream to preserve it as long as he could.

by a coalition of idiots January 10, 2020

Skibble

When a cat plays with dried up food across the floor.

Oh Look at the kitty skibble that dried up old sausage across the kitchen

by TrishaE January 7, 2020