ploppin' smellies

pooping, taking a number two

Where's Eric?
He's in the restroom ploppin' smellies.

by onewhopoops June 28, 2009

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

smelliese

smelliese:noun; a male of substandard intelligence that often masturbates oneself under the table during social gatherings and generally produces a rather distinct and officious odor harkening to tht of skunk or a dirty(infected) murmur; a word for something more sickening and vile than a justeen

"why is that dude jerkin it under the lunch table?"

"thats disgusting what a smelliese"

by big justeen November 17, 2011

dropping the smellies

pooping

caitlin: "why did jack just ask if there was any toilet paper in the bathroom?"

jessica: "he had bad mexican food last night so now he's currently dropping the smellies."

by Cinammon twist May 8, 2011

Smelfie

When you smell yourself.

Tim was standing in front of the fire and dipped his nose into his shirt. Karen asked "do you stink?" Tim said, "no, I just did a smelfie and I'm all good."

by karmermaid May 9, 2018

Self Sweltie

A self-inflicted Sweltie often used in email by way of a cc or bcc to oneself.

I gave Mango so much shit about his Mass Hickies and Swelties that I told him to take his own medicine and cc himself to see how it feels. After giving himself a Self Sweltie, Mango reported that his self-inflicted welt felt like he’d been scrubbing his ass with sandpaper for a week. He immediately ran to the drug store for an ice pack and some salve.

by btedstrom June 14, 2007

Sheltie

A small dog that looks like lassie.

What's that sheltie? Timmy fell in the well?

by brumper April 17, 2006