Smeggy 

Penis with dried cum on it

Oh look grandads penis is smeggy, grandma will clean it don't worry

Smeggy by Excited Man1 May 10, 2024

smeggy 

something cool...ig...ORA ORA ORA !

laila kizzy cuh is so smeggy!

smeggy by ab_ June 9, 2025

Smeggy 

something cool and goated like jojos bizarre adventure

"yo bro did you see the new part of jojo?"
"yeah abu its so smeggy, it gave me a raging boner, especially when i saw dio brando it ripped through my pants"

Smeggy by lailakizzycuh June 9, 2025

Smeggy 

A synonym for angry. May have originated from either Red Dwarf UK TV show or Red Dwarf fans because smeghead used as an insult by Lister to Rimmer is attested.

You have gone red with anger- don’t get smeggy with me please!

Smeggy by Jimmy Dodger July 26, 2025

Smeggy Hitler 

To rub ones filth from underneath the foreskin or anal area on someones top lip. Creating a hitler esque moustache.

Luke got so wasted, matt gave him a smeggy hitler.

Smeggy Hitler by Crafty1 July 29, 2010

smeggy mageggy

Anyone who epitomizes the human form of smegma.

Holy fuck, Stiles looks like a total smeggy mageggy talking to that chick at the bar.

smeggy mageggy by Tekesky February 22, 2008

smeggy lips 

Forget to clean your weapon and your girl gets down on her knees... She will most likely experience smeggy lips. A light coating of the yellow substance commonly known as Smeg on the upper and lower lips.

Singular: Smeg
"Hey look shes got smeggy lips from that guy!"
"I don't like that guy, probably gives his girl smeggy lips."
"Did you hear, Jason gave Mollie smeggy lips! Thats why you always wash it"

smeggy lips by imProsper May 6, 2014