Smeggy

SMEGGY IS A PIECE OF SMEGMA THAT IS COATED IN CHCOCOLATE AND THEN DEEPFRIED. IT IS A BRITISH DELICACY.

ME: I LOVE EATING SMEGGY

by BigMuscleManRyan May 1, 2022

Smeggy Hitler

To rub ones filth from underneath the foreskin or anal area on someones top lip. Creating a hitler esque moustache.

Luke got so wasted, matt gave him a smeggy hitler.

by Crafty1 July 29, 2010

smeggy mageggy

Anyone who epitomizes the human form of smegma.

Holy fuck, Stiles looks like a total smeggy mageggy talking to that chick at the bar.

by Tekesky February 22, 2008

smeggy lips

Forget to clean your weapon and your girl gets down on her knees... She will most likely experience smeggy lips. A light coating of the yellow substance commonly known as Smeg on the upper and lower lips.

Singular: Smeg
"Hey look shes got smeggy lips from that guy!"
"I don't like that guy, probably gives his girl smeggy lips."
"Did you hear, Jason gave Mollie smeggy lips! Thats why you always wash it"

by imProsper May 6, 2014

smeggy mitchell

When a man puts his unwashed penis through the stretched out earlobe of another person

I gave my girlfriend a smeggy Mitchell last night

by Intigo_montaya October 7, 2021

Smeggy Egg

An initiation rite for a (usually highly exclusive) collegiate men's sports club or society, in which the existing members of the club do not shower for a week, then harvest the smegma from thier genitals and deposit it on a hardboiled egg for the initiate to consume.

To get accepted into the "Toff Society and Fox Hunt Club" at Oxbridge, one had to partake in a game of Smeggy Egg.

by JTPop December 31, 2023

Smeggy

A synonym for angry. May have originated from either Red Dwarf UK TV show or Red Dwarf fans because smeghead used as an insult by Lister to Rimmer is attested.

You have gone red with anger- don’t get smeggy with me please!

by Jimmy Dodger July 26, 2025