Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon

Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.

by CodeNameBingo November 23, 2018

Smegladon

An abnormally large uncircumcised penis, usually containing dick cheese.

That man Curtis has quite the smegladon.

by Gman15561 March 27, 2019

Smerald

The last name of one of the greatest females on earth. Also, one with the last name "Smerald" will belong to a clan of 14. Yes. Do feel special..I do.

EssexMASSIF xDD

"Yo. Don't mess with the Smeralds. They're crazy mofos!"

by Lozzza x December 24, 2007

smeaglet

Tiny penis

"look that kid named Daniel has a smeaglet!"

by shlongboy20 November 12, 2015

Segalman

A sexual position involving a male and a female in the 69 position. The female engages in oral sex while the male just peers into the pussy.

"Damn that girl is fine, I want to Segalman that ho!"

"My girlfriend and I had a crazy night, we Segalmanned for hours"

"I just walked in on my roommate and some slut Segalmanning, what a bro!"

by Lord Squidowitz May 10, 2011

smeagle

to obtain something in a sneaky or underhanded manner.

Even though I wasn't invited, I smeagled my way into the party.

by Thom Thompson December 30, 2008

Smeagling

To not shower for days after sexual intercourse or a sporting activity and therefore lounge around in your cess pit of a body.

Dude i banged emma so hard the other night but i still haven't showered. Decided to just smeagling around for a bit.

by toon definitions November 11, 2014