Smeez

Someone or something that is so well indowed that they have the ability to lick their own genitals.

Dude, did u hear how big kevin's genitals are? Ya, I heard they are so monsterous he can smeez those sons a bitches.

by Kevin M. Smith January 13, 2009

smeeze

To accidentally laugh, cough, or simply exhale while smoking out of a pipe, causing weed to fly out.

Don't say that joke while Jerry is hitting it, or he will smeeze.

Dude you smeezed!

by SirSmursALot January 16, 2009

smeeze

smoking up...usually pot or cigs

yo man im tryin to smeeze tonite

by lil ro August 29, 2004

smeeze

possibly the dirtiest word in the world. Smeeze is a form of dirty slut. It can also be used to describe a person who is a bitch, fag, pussy, or a person of questionable character. This person most likely has no self respect and enjoys receiving anal and oral sex. An utter embarassment.

"Have you met Patrick Fagerty?"
"Yeah, he's weird. I think he's a smeeze."

by benbell March 18, 2010

SMEEZE

similar to hoe or some smut.

Oh my god that girl is smeeze.

by DiMPLESz January 10, 2008

Smeeze

A girl with no respect for herself.

That bitch is a shameless Smeeze. A complete smut

by That_One_Girl March 21, 2008

smeeze

Combination of SMILING and CHEESE! when taking a picture.

SMEEZE for the camera!

by smeezer June 1, 2011