Smeat

to 'smoke' then 'eat'
when someone smokes marijuana and eats not just a small snack but a meal
the past tense is Smate
and the places you eat at... they are called Smeateries

I have completed the smeat.
I Smate hard yesterday.
Whats a good Smeatery that we can go to?

by The Grove of Titans December 21, 2008

smeat

A very low grade, fatty processed meat comparable to spam.

ugg, my dad made smeat for dinner again, it was so rubbery it bounced off my plate.

by Xiophillio April 12, 2009

smeated

very angry and mad at something.

"Boy, Johnny sure was smeated after Bobby took his girlfriend"

by G Fresh November 14, 2007

smeat

SMALL MEAT(penis)

Yo that dude over there got a smeat!

by youlikathedickely April 8, 2009

smeat

Appreviation for someone with a very small male genetailia also known for ones Penis. Pronounced "Smheat"

Wow Colby Mannino has a Smeat!

by Macmarkinz October 4, 2007

smeats

hot lesbians licking each others clitorises.

those girls were smeats while arousing each other in the hot tub!

by mother earth December 28, 2007

smeat

(verb) to kick in the gonads, esp. if the target is a flaming Middle Eastern physician who has just tried to blow up a Scottish airport.

He came lunging at me screaming, "Allah akhbar!" -- so I smeated him so hard I tore a tendon in my hip.

by I AM McGehee, Dammit! August 2, 2007