slutarded

Over zealous sexual appetite, low self esteem and the inability to keep one’s legs closed leads to poor decision making and inevitable hook-ups with douche bags.

She got syphillis from being so slutarded.

by FireBox June 27, 2006

Smartarded

When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.

:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.

by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006

slotarded

the highest level of dumb

he was walking cross the street and got hit by a truck looking one way yo must have been slotarded

by SinThaWise November 7, 2010

sritarded drunk

The act of becoming so intoxicated that all moral values are diminished to the state of nothingness, BAC levels are of unknown proportions, and any random act involving illegal, sacreligious, or inhumane behavior may occur. Also see: "blackout."

I got so sritarded drunk last night that I blacked out for four hours and triumphantly slaughtered a deer.

by idiot. October 5, 2009

Shetarded

A retarded female

OMG, that girl Rose is so shetarded

by LVILLuminati September 4, 2016

shmalarded

ADJ. when a smart person is acting retarded/says some dumb shit

madi has an A in math, yet she multiplied 12x13 and got 36... she’s shmalarded

by skinnyhoemo December 12, 2019

Swagtarded

Someone who has too much swag, pride, and/or arrogance. This person's swag is usually unearned and extremely annoying.

Someone who is full of swag; overly swagged out.

Billy just told me I have bad style and spit on my shoes. He always talks down to me. Damn, he's swagtarded!

by chillhardallday455 January 7, 2010