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Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼

Crab Smasher:

A shot created by three bartenders in the Hideout bar in Bath U.K. Callum Rixson, Ross Mullins and Josh Linfitt (Scapegrace Gin Brand Ambassador)

Containing:
10ml Green Chartreuse
10ml Ardbeg 10yr
10ml Scapegrace Gin
2 Dash peychaud bitters

Try one for yourself #🦀🤛🏼
"Ere Dave want a Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼!"

Or

" My Ed's banging ad far too many of they Crab Smashers last night"

Or

"CRRAAAAAAB SMAAASHERRRR!"
by Gb_Bartender June 26, 2017
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Smasherteer

A smasherteer is someone who has all the qualities needed to smash it in, such as the ability to talk absolute shite all night long, to drink anything that is put in front of them, being absolutely ruthless with the opposite sex and convincing them everything you say is true.
Fuck, you drank 4 hot Dostavs, 6 Avi's lovers and 9 Smash it ins last night, awesome smasherteering!

I convinced this chick I was in AV Da Jiu Bao!

I think those chicks got a little freaked out when we started talking about having sex with a clone of yourself.
by Pablo Smashitini October 21, 2009
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slashburger

The term comes from the Portland, Oregon area, ca 1970, and is used as a name for a swollen, somewhat salty and rancid vagina
"Dude, her slashburger would feed an army and it's low carb IF one doesn't gag on it"
by Princess Peussie April 5, 2005
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seat smasher

Term given to fans of Leeds United football club, due to their fondness for ripping up the stadiums of their opponents and using the seats as makeshift projectiles.
Oh dear, it seems the neo-nazi bastards from down the road have ruined our stadium again.
by Big Baby Dawg August 4, 2005
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Pasty Smasher

A pasty smasher is often an overweight jobless person who frequents Greggs, Pound Bakery or any other cheap food establishments.

They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.

They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.
by AnonymousTrevor November 15, 2018
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tomato smasher

word for a guy who has a girlfriend but likes his ex-girlfriend who also has a boyfriend at the moment.
"Bruh he be a tomato smasher!"
by Doli May 23, 2009
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whale smasher

someone that has sex with a huge ugly overweight person
oh mate, you are a whale smasher for bangin that fat birddd!
by jbp123 July 11, 2011
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