starfishing

The act of sprawling out in bed, taking up as much space as possible, immediately upon the departure of your significant other, fuck buddy, or one night stand.

Man, these single dorm beds are so small, I couldn't wait for him to stop spooning and leave in the morning so I could start starfishing.

by Little Buck May 15, 2009

Starfishing

Starfishing- The act of two people spreading their butt cheeks apart and touching and/or rubbing each other's assholes together.

Yes, it is a thing. Some people will state that this isn't possible. That only means that they have tried it.

"Elaine and I tried something new last night. We were starfishing for at least an hour."

by Me Cow May 18, 2014

StarFishing

When your significant other is mentally willing but not as physically enthused to perform the act(s) of love and does so anyway in a passive mode.

** Position **
Usually missionary, but hey, maybe you guys want to watch TV together too...

**Context**
While a deal-breaker in the new phase of a relationship, StarFishing is an acceptable mitzvah for the married partner. It's also an opportunity, thru proper application of experience and technique to elevate the session to another level. See fuckortunity

I'm exhausted, but he's so cute and such a great guy I'm pretty sure I'll be StarFishing tonight. Hey, I'll even put my arms around him! Like newlyweds!

by EnergyStarMittens November 25, 2014

starfishing

The act of being a lazy, boring, intoxicated lay. Pertaining more specifically to when your arms and legs go limp just before you pass out.

I was getting ready to cum until my date began starfishing!

by Matt8008 March 23, 2010

Starfishing

The act of laying/falling asleep face down motionless on a bed with your arms and legs spread apart, making a Starfish shape. Usually in ones clothes.

This happens when one is extremely tired.

Friend 1: Why's he still asleep?

Friend 2: Well, we came back so late yesterday that I caught him "Starfishing" his bed this morning.. Fully clothed!

by Yarz August 22, 2012

starfishing

Giving out all signs that one is willing to be fucked. Putting it all out there. Making it easy. Laid out and spread open. When done properly, the body will resemble that of a starfish.

I don't understand why Joey wasn't making any moves on me. I was practically starfishing for him.

by Patrick Starfishing February 29, 2012

Starfishing

When you and your partner both drop your pants, bend over, and make your butt holes touch gently. Like two chocolate starfish kissing.

"last night we got real wild and touched our butts together."
"that's called starfishing bro"

by Princessconsuelabananahammock4 December 2, 2019