A sloppy smarge is an alcoholic beverage consisting of a large ratio of Smirnoff vodka to ABC Cream Soda. A sloppy smarge contains greater than 30% alcohol by volume (at least 4:1 ratio vodka:cream soda).
by Jomamma Gator April 20, 2008
Get the sloppy smargemug. Related to online sizing. You order it and it says it's a small. but actually it's a large. Small meets large is smarge.
The shirt from Justfab was a smarge.
by Live a Little February 18, 2019
Get the smargemug. Used to describe something that is either extremely small or extremely large, but definitely not medium. The perfect opposite of "medium."
1. “They only have smarge sizes left — either baby size or XXL!”
2. “I asked for a regular coffee, but they gave me a smarge one. It’s like a bucket.”
2. “I asked for a regular coffee, but they gave me a smarge one. It’s like a bucket.”
by AR7177 May 18, 2025
Get the Smargemug.