swarged

To be intoxicated by the use of alchohal. similar to words like "smashed, hammed, and wasted"

man i was totally swarged last night.

by JennGore August 30, 2009

smorged

this can be used to replace inferior words such as owned, pwned and battered

I smorged gaz on COD yesterday lols

by Tino the Rapist March 19, 2010

Smared

A word to express a combination of being sad, mad, and scared.

My ex baby-daddy keeps trying to break into my house! I'm SMARED about it!

I don't speed while driving 'cause if I get pulled over I'd be smared!!

by LadyFromVegas April 30, 2011

smarge

in between a limp dick and a boner. But cannot be described as medium because it will be selling yourself short. Thus you mix large and small together to create smarge. Can be used in noun and verb form.

Guy #1: Wow did you see that babe? Im totally smargin' right now!
Guy #2: Yeah she totally gave me a smarge.

by Mc$ellin June 26, 2010

Smerged

Smerged

Smerged They smoothly merged into the traffic. I smerged nicely into the traffic today.

by greyghost61 May 26, 2017

Smurged

Sneaking up the line of cars and merging into traffic.

Did he do what I thought he did? Yup, he smurged up in that lane.

by SuperTrucker22 May 20, 2018

smarded

When a smart person does something so stupid that you think he might actually be retarded

Robyn went to Indiana. It was the most smarded thing she had ever done in life and there was quite the list of smarded events to choose from.....

by LemmeF1ndOut August 5, 2021