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small man, big ego

A person (gender doesn't matter) who constantly acts like they own the entire country and that they're famous/beloved by all, when in truth they're morons/assholes that nobody likes.
I hear you're new to the neighborhood. First of all, please ignore Joe. He's one of those "small man, big ego" types who thinks he owns the street. I should know, I'm his landlord.
by Intelligence001 May 14, 2020
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Small man in the corner

Typically used to describe Manuel . He dwells in the corner as he feels it is his safe space. And he’s small. He is often described as a shook yute, batty boy or pussio. Thinks he was born on roads but in reality comes from Wimbledon.
Did you see that small man in the corner?

Yes indeed, it was Manuel, what a small man.
by JSAVTHEOLD March 23, 2022
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small man syndrome

Small man syndrome is the devastatingly disabling inferiority complex invariably associated with the completely and utterly debilitating death sentence disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling condition of being a manlet, a diminutively dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Relentlessly driven to ever-greater extremes of manlet cope, manlet mathematics and guy height by the well-deserved bullying that the microscopic midget manlet constantly endures at the courtesy of disgusted women and laughing manmores for being a small man syndrome-infected Little Napoleon, the severely stunted small man syndrome sissy manlet can often be detected in public while loudly yelling at his mother on the phone because she wore his favorite pair of high heels again, dancing a merry jig atop of a bar stool in front of microbiology labs while dressed like a tiny, little leprechaun, begging for spare change to buy his fix of height boosting insoles in the parking lot of your local Foot Locker and crying tiny tears of manlet rage while furiously dry humping the pole of low clearance signs. Manlets, when will they learn?
Gemma: Lol, why is Kevin "Horrid Homunculus" Hart sobbingly driving around in a toy car while girlishly throwing his massive collection of high heels at that group of, by comparison towering, children over there? Anais: Classic small man syndrome. Short people got no reason. Gemma: Silly manlet boys...
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
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a very small man

by DENNIS WISE November 28, 2017
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Small PP Man

Noun: It's either

1. Someone that Pewdiepie said has a small pp
Or
2. A word used to make fun of someone that has a tiny dick.
Teenage Boy With Humongous Penis: "Look at Jessica's boyfriend, I heard he's a small pp man."
Another Teenage Boy with Humongous Penis: "Yeah he is, Pewdiepie said so."
by Virgin#69 November 21, 2019
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Small Dick Man

In Situations where you feel a lesser man then ur peers, and thus the feeling of a small dick man.
Damn, I'm suspended from driving for 3 months, man!!, I feel like a small dick man right now.
by Kel October 20, 2004
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Small Tittied Man

A man who expects woman to be dumb, independent, mentally strong, financially smart, and drinks coffee. Opposite of Big tittied man
wow, that is a small tittied man
by smalldickdan July 21, 2019
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