ink smudger

Slur for people who can't write properly and get ink all up their hand

I.e., left handed people

You know who you are you filthy ink smudger

by Ink smudger September 19, 2023

spadger

Colloquial and affectionate term for the female genitalia. Possibly originated from "The Picture" magazine in Australia during the 1990s. See also "Smoo".

She has a fine body with a very cute spadger

by The Basilisk June 2, 2006

smudger

photographer

Yeah, he's a smudger (Photographer)

by zippy09 September 9, 2009

Sladger

A large land-dwelling omnivorous mammal, the technical and biological term for the offspring of a sloth and a badger. Only several specimen have been raised in captivity, with reports of their behaviour being downright violent even to their offspring. Their collective term is a 'cavalcade of sladgers'.

"You know the world has a messed up ecosystem when there are only an estimated one hundred sladgers left in the wild."

by Nidis December 22, 2009

Smudger

A reckless green narrow gauge engine who derailed so much that he was turned into a generator

"But Smudger just laughed."
"HEHEHEHEHE!"

by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS September 27, 2023

dump smudger

A less that effective type of toilet tissue which redistributes rather than removes your flithy mess.

Has anyone got any dump smudger, I've got a turtles head and am about to autograph my underpants with the poo crayon

by ponkyboy October 15, 2004

Spadger

An old english common name for house-sparrow or field-sparrow. Often a nickname for a petty thief.

As a term of endearment used by parents as a nickname based on physical atrributes or eating habits.

There's a right cheeky spadger that keeps peeping at me from the gutter through my bedroom window.

by spadge January 25, 2013