slutspicious

Suspecting someone to be a slut; someone who is always suspicious

Look at that girl's outfit. My slutspicious senses are tingling.

My girl is always looking at my phone. She is so slutspicious.

by Slutspicious Sally March 8, 2014

slutastic

Describes anything or anyone with 'slut-like' qualities.

"Who cares if she's hot, as long as she's slutastic!"

"I had a slutastic time in Vegas"

by Memento February 4, 2007

SlapStick

Comedy based on violence

by bezzerwizzer May 14, 2003

shitsticks

A lightweight expletive, almost child friendly really, to shoot from the mouth when frustrated by something.

Oh can you believe it, that crazy dog is out again; all I can say is “shitsticks!”

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

slutistics

A mathematical equations which explains the reason why 2 in every 10 women are sluts, 5 out of every 10 women are monogamous, and 3 out of every 10 women are prudes. When these statistics are set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of 10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to restore order to the universe by fucking all the male sluts that the monogamous and prude women will not fuck. If more women would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to show that without sluts, the order of the universe would cease and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say, thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your local slut.

There were 10 men and 10 women at the party, Jane and Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and Lisa will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world spinning because those other lazy ass bitches wont pull their own weight.

by Pass March 18, 2004

splatstick

Used to describe a motion picture with a suitably healthy dose of humor and gore. Derived from splatter (for blood) and slapstick (for comedy.

If you witness a flick were an arm gets cut off and gives the finger afterwards, or a priest kung fu kicks the heads off a bunch of zombies (as in Dead Alive-) those are prime instances of splatstick at its finest.

by Mike Falcigno October 18, 2003

Shitstick

Comes from the spanish word "caga palo". Means a person who messes around to much. A fuck-up

That guy is a real big shitstick!

by Thee Shitstick Robert November 6, 2006