The manner in which a desperate, sleazy female (aka slut), lurks about the town prowling on every man, hoping to satisfy her insatiable lust for random cock.
“Did you see that skank (insert slutty name here) at the bar? She’s already banged two guys in the bathroom, now she’s slurking around for more! Gross!”
by Sandboxx13 January 17, 2021
Get the Slurkmug. Started from the green welcoming hills of Santa Rosa, California. It implies that you are high and drunk at the same time.
by Peter Carlson April 4, 2005
Get the slurkedmug. This is an awkward, off-balance action where a person or animal sort of slides and scoots at the same time with one leg kind of sticking-out to the side and one leg folded underneath where most of the locomotion is generated by both hands and one knee....or both hands and the ass.
1. The baby slurked across the deck in efforts to fall down the stairs into the yard.
2. My cat slurked across the carpet because she thought it was a $3000 square of toilet paper that I installed for her.
2. My cat slurked across the carpet because she thought it was a $3000 square of toilet paper that I installed for her.
by Acebinkley September 3, 2005
Get the Slurkmug. This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.
by Ted April 21, 2003
Get the slurkingmug. by angel aka the coolest person e September 14, 2022
Get the slurk gangmug. Jeff: “ That person is moving around like a snake and spying on me”
Samantha: “That’s Baldwin, he’s always slurking”
Samantha: “That’s Baldwin, he’s always slurking”
by Cassie’s Dad January 3, 2023
Get the Slurkingmug. verb. to read Facebook but not post or 'like' anything because the reader is too lazy to interact with others. {From sl(ack)+(l)urk}
Raimy is such a slurker. He is always on FB but never shows it. His slurking really bothers Colleen. He slurks all the time and really embodies slurkitudiness.
by Fitzfernald May 16, 2012
Get the slurkmug.