Slumpkin 

The act of receiving a blow job while they are slumped over taking a poop

Last night I got a slumpkin, shit was weird.

Slumpkin by Jhouse406 December 27, 2022

Slumpkin 

The next level of a blumpkin. the act of getting a blumpkin whilst going down a water slide

"ive done the impossible, i got a Slumpkin from Jenna the other day at the waterpark"

Slumpkin by DinkleSmurf June 24, 2024

Slumpkin 

A bitch falls in the toilet ass first, legs straight up, now she’s in the shape of a V. The guy then proceeds to sit on the toilet backwards and receives fellatio while taking a dump on her chest

I walked in the bathroom and caught my mom giving my dad a slumpkin

Slumpkin by YoloWhite May 10, 2025

slumpin 

Loud bass on your misic; when your beats is all the way up an the bass makes the rear veiw mirrors vibrate and shit falls down.

Nigga was playin [Chamillionaire, his beats was slumpin.

slumpin by Whodat May 13, 2005

Shumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower

Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.

Shumpkin by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010

Shumpkin 

As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!

Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair

Shumpkin by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016

shlumpkin

Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.

I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.

shlumpkin by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010